The greatest show on earth. My greatest obsession.
21 Apr 2017
Here we are again. First impressions of every track, in the order they'll appear, in less than a tweet each.
17 Apr 2016
I've done the hard work to make your Eurovision experience simple once again this year. Here are my first impressions of this year's Eurovision Song Contest entries.
27 Apr 2015
Every country gets the same douze points when voting in the Eurovision Song Contest. But what if they didn't?
20 Apr 2015
Save yourself the 120 minutes it takes to listen to all 40 of this year's Eurovision entries; I've done the hard work, so you don't have to.